Indistinct Mumblings of an Unsound Mind

This is my quietly public list of achievements.
Once each item is completed, I will place a date in front of it.



Pigs in a Blanket Sex in a Sleeping Bag
Down by the Boardwalk Sex in Alantic City
What a View Sex on a Mountaintop
Without a Paddle Sex by a Creek
Getting Wet Skinny Dipping in Public
Work the Pole Get a Lap Dance
P.D.A. Type A Partner Orgasms in Public
P.D.A. Type B Assisted Personal Orgasm in Public
Teamwork Double Penetration with Girlfriend and Another Guy
One Man Band Double Penetration with Girlfriend and a Toy
Strapping Young Lad Double Penetration with Girlfriend and Another Girl
15 Minutes of Fame Film Ourselves Having Sex
Early Morning Riser Wake up to Fellatio
Breakfast in Bed Wake her up with Cunnilingus
Cowboy Coffee Wake up and Ride it, Cowgirl-Style
Helping Hand Mutually Masturbate
Class, It’s all about Class Tit-fuck with a pearl necklace finish
High Society Have sex while she’s in stockings and heels
Men’s Club Have sex while you’re wearing a well-tailored suit.
Flying High – Type A Have sex using a Swing
Flying High – Tybe B Have sex while complete wasted
Blind Taste Test Have sex blindfolded
Double Blind Taste Test Have group sex blindfolded
Hold on Tight Use Full Restraints
Did you get that thing I sent you? Have sex on a desk outside of the house
Rev the Engine Sex in a Car
Community Service Sex in the Park
Au Natural Sex in the Woods
Recess Sex in a Tube Slide
Night on the Town Hit up the Strip Clubs
Local Business Patron Pay someone to have sex with the both of you
Window Shopping Have sex in front of an outside facing window
Big Trouble Someone walked in on you having sex
The Observer Sex in front of someone
Two in the Hand MMF Threesome
One in the Bush FFM Threesome
Double Date MFMF Groupsex
Jungle Fever Bring in a Black Woman
Mandingo Bring in a Black Man
Masquerade Dress up with Costumes
Up Shift Road Head
Cruising the Valley Assist girlfriend with masturbation while she’s driving
Occupied Sex in the bathroom stall
Wash’em!  Lavesas! Sex on a public bathroom counter
Use the Force Remote Control Vibrator
Busy Schedule Partner Assisted Masturbatory Orgasm, 3 times in one day
Habit Orgasm once a day for 21 days straight
Ups and Downs Sex in an Elevator
Clean up on Aisle 9 Sex in the Grocery Store
Behind Enemy Lines Sex in a someone else’s home
Perfect Week One Acheivement a day for a whole week
Night Owl Wake up in the middle of the night and fuck
Express Train Commando with a skirt for easy access, as many times as possbile in a day
Look Ma, No Hands! Slip it in and complete without use of either person’s hands
Penisum Levioso Partner gives you an erection without touching